Gabrielle and Kes cross-over story

written sometime around 1996.

In episode 5.1 of ST:Voy the captain is negotiating on a planet where the
people only want to talk with the highest ranking person. The ship meanwhile
receives a distress call and goes off to investigate. They discover that it
wasn't a distress call, but that there is a fierce battle going on between a
ship and big space dwelling creatures. These creatures emit high pitched
electromagnetic shrieks, on all frequencies. Some of those Voyager
misinterpreted as a distress call. The alien ship seems to be losing the
battle...

Contact is made with the ship and on the view screen we see the very
distorted image of Leia: Starwars Princess. We also recognise that this time
Leia is played by Renee O'Connor! She says that her ship is about to
explode, so everybody is quickly transported over to Voyager. Leia rushes to
the bridge, and orders all food replicators to be shut down and a zigzag
course to be laid in towards the centre of the group of space creatures.

Chacotay protests that he is in command of the vessel. Tuvok explains that
on a Starfleet vessel there's a strict hierarchy, but during his speech the
first volley of energy discharges hit the ship and drain the shields to 50%.
Paris and Kim have been looking at Leia ever since she entered the bridge,
totally smitten with her elf-like appearance. 7/9 followed Kim's gaze and
when she reached Leia, she was stuck as well. 'Now I want to be human!' she
exclaimed. Leia ignored all this and looked straight at Tuvok while she
slowly started to dance. With subtly seductive hip and midriff movements she
slowly walked up to Tuvok, whose hands, and than his whole body, started to
shake. Having come up to his console she reached out to him with her hands
and without touching followed the contours of his body. He clearly was
totally immersed in her. She suddenly leapt on top of his console and
grabbed his face strongly between her hands. Instead of kissing him, for
which Tuvok closed his eyes, she bit him in the neck.

Tuvok fell on the ground, shaking, and Leia had a large piece of bleeding
flesh half hanging out of her mouth. Tuvok's eyes opened widely and with his
skin tingling all over his body he rose. 'I think she should get control' he
stated, out of breath but calmly. Leia jumped down from the console and took
the piece of flesh from her mouth and held it between her hands. It
disintegrated into blue light particles that spread out over her body, which
she accepted with pleasure, and lust. When her body had absorbed everything,
Leia placed one hand on her naked belly and burbed. 'Take him to prison' she
said while pointing at Chacotay. She had recognised from his tattoo that he
was made immune to her ritual for capturing someone's spirit.

With the shields only at 1%, the ship finally followed her instructions to
the letter and the attacks ceased. Mentally she cursed that Indian tribe
that also made her lose the previous ship. They arrived at the centre of the
group, where the biggest space creature was. This was the queen.

Photon torpedoes were armed, fired, re-armed and fired again, until the
creature's queen was completely dead. The food replicators were switched
back on and the smell of the possibility of food, coming from the centre of
the group, was not offensive and threatening any more to the creatures. They
now even accepted Voyager as their new queen. Leia ordered to release a
honey-like substance in large quantities into space. The creatures crawled
around Voyager, ate the honey substance and made pleasure noises. 'Now this
ship finally can go home' Leia said and they set course to earth, surrounded
and protected by the creatures, whose wake even speeded up their voyage.
Janeway was never seen again.

Back in ancient Greece (ep 4.1), Xena mourned the loss of Gabrielle. She was
sitting near a camp fire. With the flames lighting her face we could see Xena
was fighting the most difficult battle of her life: against her own tears.

The flames went out. In the darkness, we could just about make out that the
ashes reshaped themselves into the lovely image of Gabrielle. Xena thought
she was going mad and slapped her own face.

'That's what I can do,' a voice said behind Xena. She quickly stood up,
turned around and draw her sword. The person standing there was Kes. 'I saw
your friend was in trouble,' Kes explained, 'because time didn't exist for
me. I entered her thoughts and with my matter controlling skills I let her
plunge into harmless water, so she didn't die.'

'So why are you here, and not Gabrielle?' Xena asked, smiling because she
thought she had spotted the flaw in the explanation. 'But I am Gabrielle,'
Kes said. 'It's all very confusing, but when I entered her thoughts, we both
became what we wanted to be. I believe she's now between the stars living
out her own fantasies. I always aspired to be good and unselfish, which
Gabrielle succeeds in better than I ever did. I transformed her body to look
like mine, to try to avoid some of the confusion.' Xena relaxed and put her
sword back, on her back. 'Very well. I believe you for now.'

In the morning Xena was teaching Kes to fight with the staff. Kes's body was
strong, and skills from Gabrielle remained, but Kes's mind had never done it
before. But Kes learned fast. In the afternoon Xena took Kes along to the
castle of King Krexasis, who had asked Xena to join a little celebration he
had. Xena was curious, so she had decided to go. Just before entering the
city, Xena and Kes were attacked by a group of bandits. Xena's sword, her
flips and kicks and Kes's staff knocked out many people, but there were too
many bandits and they fought too organised, so they managed to capture Xena.
They left Kes alone, because they did not know who she was. Xena was brought
to Krexasis's castle, where the celebration could begin.

The former warlord and now king Krexasis wanted to recapture his former
glory. He needed Xena's bad side and he would integrate it with his own.
Together they would be Xenasis and rule the world. Ares would be pleased. In
fact, he was present. It was going to be a difficult procedure, splitting
Xena's personality, putting them into two bodies, integrating one of them
with Krexasis body and personality. Many gods were necessary to accomplish
this and Ares had done all the groundwork already.

When Kes finally entered the room in the castle where all this was taking
place, after much pleading, persuading, deceiving, seducing and staff
swinging, the good and the bad Xena were already separated. The bad Xena was
of course not sticking to any agreement and she killed Krexasis, as well as
anybody who came near her. The good Xena tried to treat the wounds of the
fallen soldiers and she pleaded with her bad self to stop.

Ares saw that a Xena who couldn't lead an army because she killed any
soldier who came near her, wasn't going to be very useful, so he started to
reintegrate the two Xenas. But both turned to Ares and asked him not to do
it. The bad Xena couldn't see any use for her good side, it only held her
back, while the good Xena couldn't bear being one again with the side she
despised. The way the procedure was, Ares could not continue unless there
was at least one mortal who wanted it. And Kes was the only other mortal
left. Did she have to save the life of the two Xenas, one of which she
certainly couldn't stand and the other was probably also going to be too
spineless to be liked. Or did she have to bring back the original Xena, who
she had already grown to like?

Kes sat down on the ground. This was exactly the kind of thing she wanted to
avoid by becoming Gabrielle. Kes, back on Voyager, would choose the selfish
option and get the one back she liked, for that reason only. But it meant
killing two people. However, if she did nothing, she would not directly be
involved in the murder of the real Xena, so she wouldn't have any blood on
her hands. Would Gabrielle choose that? Kes didn't know. She honestly didn't
know. She wasn't Gabrielle, she was Kes, and no amount of soul searching is
going to change that. There was no point trying to be someone else, she
thought, you always have to be yourself. This thought transformed Kes back
as Gabrielle and Gabrielle back as Kes.

Would Gabrielle ask for her friend to be returned, even if it means killing
two other people? Well, only Gabrielle knows...

The next day we see Gabrielle and Xena walking through the woods. Xena looks
like she gained the calm of Gabrielle, while Gabrielle almost seems a fusion
between Xena's good side and Gabrielle's impatient nature. The way it looks,
the real Gabrielle as we know her is gone.

Hattie's Holly (Red Dwarf fan fiction)

Shot inside the Red Dwarf. Our guys entering the canteen after they've just found RD back. Holly Hattie is sitting at a table, in full human form. Her head is resting on the table and tears are coming from her eyes.

All: What's wrong?

Holly: Everything is wrong, that's what's wrong. Everything.

They walk towards her, while her head is still lying on the table. They try to lift her to her feet. Then suddenly her arms and legs start to move around spastically. They quickly put her back in her chair.

Holly: You see? I told you everything was wrong!

Kryten: But what happened?

Holly: Aliens came, that's what happened. They said they had received orders to give someone on a ship called 'Red Dwarf' a new body. They said that person really wanted a new body. Since I was the only one on board...

Rimmer: Lister, if you had paid attention where you were parking

Lister: Oh, shut up Rimmer.

Cat: But what was that with your arms? You don't call that dancing, do you?

Holly: I've never had a body. I've never learned to use arms and legs, so now I can't control them. It is hell. I don't want a body. A body doesn't suit me.

Lister: I don't know. You're quite a babe!

Kryten: We must get you back. Holly, how can we get you back?

Holly: I don't know, I'm just a stupid humanoid now. You can't fit an IQ of 6,000 in those tiny brains of yours.

Cat: Can't we just slit her into the floppy drive?

Rimmer: This is pathetic!

Lister: No, I think you've got something there.

Cat: Three times in one lifetime? Soon I won't be needing a steam iron to iron my clothes!

Lister: If we could just record Holly's personality on a disc, like I did in the Hologram Projection Suite to give Rimmer his Deathday present, then we could just feed the disc to the main computers.

Cat: So it's a good thing you didn't give him a tie after all.

The skutters, having overheard the conversation and being assertive as they are, come in with a stretcher to carry Holly to the HPS.

New scene, also last scene of this extremely short episode, shows Hattie's face on a computer screen, looking really happy.

Holly: Thank you guys!

All: And we live happily ever after!
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This all evidently has one obvious and blatant ('...such a big one, that...') purpose, namely to point out that Hattie Hayridge belongs on screen. Brought to you by the Hattie Hayridge Lobby.